*Sorry for not posting the past three days, we had a few feet of snow and a power outage as well as being snowed into our own house*
It's Sunday. I roll out of bed and trudge downstairs to my laptop, which sits waiting for me- this laptop is the door to everything I have power over. I instantly open Nike and a few other shopping websites and pick out a few things, then hack their servers to have these items delivered to my door for free with overnight shipping and it doesn't cost me a dime. I then add a few million followers to my Twitter account, and then a couple million followers to my Instagram; then, I remember to ship a few Kylie Lip Kits to my house (again, for free- who can afford it anyway?). I hop over to YouTube and access YouTube Red, watch a few videos, and make every video on my channel go viral. I think to myself, ah, power feels nice. But not as nice as what I imagine it would feel like to actually be able to leave my home...
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